February 2012
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I said to my girlfriend, "I bet you can't piss me...
most-awkward-moments:
She replied, “Your cock’s bigger than your brother’s.”
neneleakesweave:
wow those leggings really compliment the outline of your vagina
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What you said: I don't believe in god.
What they think you said: I have anal sex with the devil.
Me before I've started Drawing Something: Yes, I do believe I've improved at art and have developed my own style. Though I recognize that I still have a long way to go I feel confident in my artistic abilities. I am able to produce something I am truly proud of.
Me While Drawing: Oh... this isn't turning out exactly as I planned.
Me After Drawing: What the fuck is this. Piss on me. Fucking piss on me. But do it in the arctic so the piss freezes in mid air while you are pissing off a building so the piss turns to spears impale me with frozen urine and then shit on my butt corpse im a fat gay and i want to go to ice hell ftw
During a math test
Me: my answer = 23
Answer choices: 17, 19, 26, 36.
Me: well 26 is closer to 23, so that must be the answer.
my teacher: where is your homework?
me: can i deliver it to you through interpretive dance
-kingpark:
how can you not like Pearl Jam
easy.
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GUISE I GOT PAYED
I now have five hundred-something dollars. WHAT IN THE FUCK am i supposed to do with such great amounts of money? tattoos and piercings and gas for my car. omfg. GREAT.
me: I'm gonna study when I get home
me: I'll just study before I go to bed
me: I'll just study in the morning
me: I'll just study on the way to school
me: I'll just study in this class
me: I'll just study in the hall
me: I'll just study before the test
me: I'll just study during the test
annefranksgasmask:
I’m crying because it’s going to be Monday in 5 days
